I watched Leon last week, I think. I dunno when, but it was very good, although I wasn't 100% listening. Now, I'm watching Jerry Maguire which is a great comedy! You know its great cos you recognise that this is where all the cliches came from (eg: Some Like It Hot) I'm at the point where he just lost Cush as well to a contract, because of Cuba Gooding Jr. Oh, no.
However, Tuesday night, I watched the worst film of all time. It was a superhero Marvel adaption named Captain Fury. I better number this. I really do think I've found the worst film of all time. If you can, er 'better' this for want of another word, I will applaud and place your link on my blog, cos face it, we all want to be seen.
- Captain Fury is David Hasselhoff.
- You'd there : "Good God, 'nuff said!'. But wait, theres more. Said character wears cotton eye patch.
- His sidekicks are in some leather uniform all cut in a really crap way. I mean, David Hasselhoff in leather, goodness
- Their enemy is the Nazis, yet at the end of the film the hero gets away in this weird looking spaceship thing (crap special effects too)
- One of sidekicks has crap hair and a fake mole.
- Terrible jokes...cliched things that aren't even funny because they are cliched.
Those are all the reasons I can think right now, but my other diary has about 14+ reasons why that film was so diabolical. There's no reason...why the hell did they get David Hasselhoff? Has anyone else seen that movie....? This entry isn't the best, I agree. But I really am not thinking straight. Hell, I ain't straight, but thats so beside the point. I have till Thursday (first day at college) to get my act together and start a new phase of my life..and all that jazz.
3 comments:
I'm so going to have to see this now. Just because everyone I know is convinced that I've never seen a movie I didn't like. Which is not true because I saw Romper Stomper with it's stupid neo-nazi scum and I hated it. So it stands to reason that there's going to be another movie I don't like. Right? Somewhere out there?
Of course! I don't tend to hate movies, and if I do hate them, I tend to find I'm over-exaggerating-but not this movie! It's horrificly bad...its like splattering your guts on a family game show-its so badly done and so pointless its not even funny.
Also, gotta ask-does anyone else read this blog?
OI! I do, as of now - via DM, up there. What the hell is an erm??? 'Ermit, innit?
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